Byte Me - The CISO Joke Book
Cybersecurity is no joke—except when it is! Byte Me delivers 30 sharp-witted, thought-provoking, and downright provocative jokes tailor-made for CISOs, security analysts, and anyone battling the never-ending cyber onslaught. From ransomware gangs who are "too busy holding your data hostage" to the existential dread of an unpatched system, this book takes the everyday struggles of cybersecurity pros and turns them into pure comedy gold.
Whether you’re stress-eating after another failed security budget meeting or just need a laugh between incident response calls, Byte Me is your go-to escape. Read it, share it, and remember—when in doubt, just assume it’s a phishing attack.
Cybersecurity is no joke—except when it is! Byte Me delivers 30 sharp-witted, thought-provoking, and downright provocative jokes tailor-made for CISOs, security analysts, and anyone battling the never-ending cyber onslaught. From ransomware gangs who are "too busy holding your data hostage" to the existential dread of an unpatched system, this book takes the everyday struggles of cybersecurity pros and turns them into pure comedy gold.
Whether you’re stress-eating after another failed security budget meeting or just need a laugh between incident response calls, Byte Me is your go-to escape. Read it, share it, and remember—when in doubt, just assume it’s a phishing attack.
Cybersecurity is no joke—except when it is! Byte Me delivers 30 sharp-witted, thought-provoking, and downright provocative jokes tailor-made for CISOs, security analysts, and anyone battling the never-ending cyber onslaught. From ransomware gangs who are "too busy holding your data hostage" to the existential dread of an unpatched system, this book takes the everyday struggles of cybersecurity pros and turns them into pure comedy gold.
Whether you’re stress-eating after another failed security budget meeting or just need a laugh between incident response calls, Byte Me is your go-to escape. Read it, share it, and remember—when in doubt, just assume it’s a phishing attack.